All I Have Left...

Our Book.

1,000,000,000 Downloads. Yes, That's BILLION.

This morning, Apple hit one billion iPhone application downloads. And to think... This only took 9 months. Wow. This is pretty awesome.

It Happened A Long Time Ago.

I've been so busy "Jerkin'" lately that i haven't had the time to upload pictures from my Palm Springs trip. Anyways, this was the first day. I realized that after i popped open my first beer, i didn't stop until we left. So that's why i only have a few hours worth of photos... Whatevs.

This is why i never stopped drinking.


I made sliders... and then ate them.


This was all that the girls ate.


I don't know why.


Them.


And those are all the pictures i have. I guess i just forgot about my camera...

Temporary Living.

Here's where i'll be staying for a bit. Im sure you recognize the place...

New Chapter.

Its been awhile since i've blogged anything. And for once, im not blogging about anything funny or stupid. No pictures, no bullshit.

Today marks the beginning of a new chapter in my life...

Actually, im too lazy to blog about it.

Coming Soon.

I haven't really had time to blog about anything lately. I've been busy with all kinds of things such as working, cal-trans-ing, twitter-ing, listening to gay 80's music, playing house, april fools-ing, and just plain sucking at life. However, my life is not just a myriad of bullshit and asinine fun. I've also been working on something pretty interesting...

Maybe you'll get it?

FOOL.