Never On It.

I'm a mess. Its difficult to comprehend. But if its worth blogging, then it must be worth a lot. Consider me a mental institution patient without the straight jacket.

I'll be back soon.

I Thought I'd Make a Comeback With This...

Here's Cassie. That's right... Cassie the singer.

All I Have Left...

Our Book.

1,000,000,000 Downloads. Yes, That's BILLION.

This morning, Apple hit one billion iPhone application downloads. And to think... This only took 9 months. Wow. This is pretty awesome.

It Happened A Long Time Ago.

I've been so busy "Jerkin'" lately that i haven't had the time to upload pictures from my Palm Springs trip. Anyways, this was the first day. I realized that after i popped open my first beer, i didn't stop until we left. So that's why i only have a few hours worth of photos... Whatevs.

This is why i never stopped drinking.


I made sliders... and then ate them.


This was all that the girls ate.


I don't know why.


Them.


And those are all the pictures i have. I guess i just forgot about my camera...

Temporary Living.

Here's where i'll be staying for a bit. Im sure you recognize the place...

New Chapter.

Its been awhile since i've blogged anything. And for once, im not blogging about anything funny or stupid. No pictures, no bullshit.

Today marks the beginning of a new chapter in my life...

Actually, im too lazy to blog about it.

Coming Soon.

I haven't really had time to blog about anything lately. I've been busy with all kinds of things such as working, cal-trans-ing, twitter-ing, listening to gay 80's music, playing house, april fools-ing, and just plain sucking at life. However, my life is not just a myriad of bullshit and asinine fun. I've also been working on something pretty interesting...

Maybe you'll get it?

FOOL.

I'm a Jerk.

My blogs back!

Whenever im in the office and i have nothing to do, i walk around the block and see whats going on over on the main street. And about 2 months ago, i started seeing all these middle school kids leaving school and doing weird seizure like movements. At first i thought it was some weird "hyphy" dance; but then Eric started explaining to me that it was called "jerkin'." So ever since then, i've been trying to be like these kids and "jerk" whenever im stuck in traffic or when Jose's car suddenly dies in the middle of the street. Apparently they're calling out all the other "jerkin" teams, so im trying to get a team started in the very near future. We're going to be called the "JabbaJerkers." If you want to be a part of it, email me or go to www.getafuckinlife.com and sign up! ITS GUNNA BE CRAZY!



Post on palm springs later.

I GOT OWNED.

So my long and faithful friend photobucket decides to fuck me. Anyone got any suggestions as to how to fix this?

Fuckin' Hesco.

He almost broke my bike.


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It's Been Awhile...

It's been too long since my last post so i thought i'd make a comeback with my usual witty remarks about stoopsie people at a party. The stoopsie part would be me, and the party being the last ever at 3150.

As usual, Eric and I are first to arrive... C'mon, im the boyfriend!


It was a lingerie-themed party...


They thought they were wearing lingerie.


Matty was telling me how many nipples he had.


Thanks for that Johnny Black!


Kara and Brittany know how to get fucked up.


Chuck was cool. But not as cool as that Chanel necklace/chain/ancient pharaoh thingy.


Yomeezy, Lil Yomeezy, and Yomeezy's Beezie.


Smile Aldie!


This dude in the middle... He got punked by a girl that night.


Picture of a picture.


This dude said he was a model. Model for what? Twilight?


Cynsora.


"JONATTHESHOCKER.BLOGSPOT.COM!!!"


Adrian and Mark look like twins.


Beeeeeeeeeezzzzz.


That's cute beb.


Here come the Hawaiians.


Wow... Another white guy?! I don't remember this dude.


I don't know any of these girls. I don't remember them either.


Joolz wanted a picture of a picture too.


Haaaannnngggg Loooooooooose.


I love it.


Once again... I don't remember who these two were.


Nate.


Steezy Breezy and her friends.


Just for the fuck of it.


Session?


...aaaaannnnnnddddd goodnight.

I Love The Rain.

It just started raining cats & dogs over here in Lakewood. Look at those huge raindrops! I almost feel bad for all those chumps who are camping on Fairfax for the Supreme drop tomorrow.

Cruisin.

A couple weeks ago, Mari and I had nothing to do on a Monday. Or was it Tuesday? Whatever... Here's what we did.

Cruisin' down the 10... or are we?


R.I.P. 3150.


They were filming something up there. I wonder...


I wanted to eat at Lucy's, but she said no.


A lonely street.


This douche thought he was cool with his fruitloop car. Mari and I laughed about it for an hour.


After we got back to the apartment, we decided to walk to the Nokia Live/center/whateveryouwannacallit. Here's the 717, where Brody Jenner and his gay bromance had buddies massive orgies... with each other.


A view from across the street.


A view from the inside.


It's amazing how they've laced these trees with all those lights. I was starting to think that the trees were fake.


Nokia.


After walking around, we got hungry and decided to eat at The Farm. MMMMM... CHEESE!


When we finished the meal, our server asked us if we wanted dessert. We told him we were too full, but he insisted that we try their delicious brownies. Thir brownies were absolutely fabulous. (and that's coming from someone who isn't really fond of chocolate) Turns out, The Farm has won the "Best Brownie in LA" award 6 years in a row.


THE Los Angeles Lakers.


Then we headed back to the apartment and called it a night. A lovely day with my lovely girlfriend.