Happy Thanksgiving!

...or as i've heard so many times today; "HAPPY TURKEY DAY!"

From What I Can Recall...

So im sitting here in my office wondering whether its going to rain or not. Suddenly, i came up with the idea to blog about last friday. Why? Because i don't remember alot of it. So i've decided to blog with what remaining memory I have from the party. Im sorry if i offend you. Actually, no im not sorry.

I hate to brag, but i had VIP backstage passes.


For some reason, I only remember certain people. I remember these breezies.


I remember killin' all you little polliwogs along with Japes.


My girl and my bitch... err, friend.


It was Mitch's "Welcome Back" party, so it would only be right if i showed him having loads of fun.


Eric was doin' his usual.


Chicago Bullshit.


After awhile, i found Mitch here. He was still having loads of fun.


Then he asked me if i wanted to take another shot with him.


I told him i was down, and he said he was too. Literally. So i helped him up.


Rachel likes getting shocked. ...and so does Jordan.


I know these two had fun together. Fuckin cunts.


The GF was mad for awhile... but i cheered her up in the end.


Before i said my "goodbyes," i headed to the restroom and found someone taking a picture of me.


And when i finally got to the restroom, i found Mitch.


...and that was pretty much all i remember. If you have any pictures of me doing ridiculously stupid things, please feel free to email them to me. I'll post them. Actually, if you have ANY ridiculous pictures, email them.

Thanks to the GF Marilu and Rachel for the pictures.

Send yours to:
Johnny@rosewoodroyale.com

Early Thanksgiving.

IRVINE 1460.
We all know the drill.

Good people, good fun, and hopefully good food.

P.S. Mitch, you're the craze.

Shocker Interview: E-ROC.

The other day, i went over to irvine to see how my good friend and shocker was doing. He welcomed me over to his apartment with a beer and we sat down on his couch. The room smelled like 3 day old vomit and the floor was covered with cigarette ash and foot fungus. It was pretty disgusting, but i guess thats how all aspiring doctors live these days. ...or not?

J: So eric, how's shit going? Is school getting harder?
E: Suwuh.

J: ...uhh, okay. How about you leisure time? Do you get any? What do you do when you're not in class trying to learn new things?
E: coughs after taking a drag from his cigarette*
Yii, i get alot of leisure time. Usually i go home and pop open a beer. After awhile, i wait till the rest of my niggas get home and try to get them drunk.

J: So you guys drink together pretty often?
E: Naw. If they dont come home, i just drink by myself.

J: Wow. Sounds like crap... err, fun. Umm, i heard that you were throwing a party this friday. How do you think thats gunna be?
E: Well, i just wanted a reason to get fucked up.

J: But i heard you were throwing it cuz Mitch was coming back and shit?
E: Naw. I just wanted a reason to get fucked up. I don't really give a fuck about who comes... just as long as there are gunna be bitches.

J: Well, thats pretty... interesting. So am i invited?
E: Naw. Well actually... As long as you bring us some alcohol and some bitches. Oh, and our fuckin' TV too you motherfuck.

J: Okay, well thanks for the interview.
E: Fuck you.

I then proceeded to get up and find my way out. But before i left, i asked E-ROC for a picture. This was pretty much it:

My "OLD" Life.

...oh, the good ol' days. Thankfully, Subaru USA Team rally racer Ken Block helped to ease my pain. Now, im more of a Petter Solberg rally fan, but this video is the craze.

*tear. i miss you Kamille.

Here's Another One.

The good people over at Rosewood Royale are once again throwing a "get your fuckin' money together" sale. Everything will be on sale except the items from the new Holiday Lines. Hurry up! I heard all the Undefeated stuff is almost sold out!

Aint Got Nothin' to Post.

I never knew there was a remix.

Time to Rant... or Should I Say Burn?

Its been awhile since i've had any serious blogs or any serious talks, but times are serious now, and im being serious.

No, I don't work for FOX, and i'm not from the Southeast. I'm not Sean Hannity's apprentice, nor am I a "gunslingin' religious nut". I'm not racist and no, i'm not homophobic. I AM however rational and i do have a mind of my own.


Like any other aspiring "millionaire" wannabe, "partying" college student, I am looking to be rich in the future. No, im not talking about $100,000 or $900,000. Im talking MILLIONS. Im sure everyone has some kind of plans laid out. Some are going to be doctors and some are going to be lawyers, but i've decided to go on a completely different route. Some of you may know, and some don't, but that isn't my point. My point is that im going to be living in this country and I have only hoped that in this past election, the proper man for the job was chosen.


I voted for John McCain. There, i said it. Not because i wanted to hop off the bandwagon or because i thought it would cool to go against what basically every first time voter in California thought would be the right thing to do. I did it because i care about the future of this country. Im not the most educated of individuals, but i guarantee i've researched and listened to more of the most biased of TV and radio stations than you have. I've gone online to reliable sources and have even talked to a few community politicians. Therefore, i can undoubtedly say that i had made an intelligent decision.

I don't mean to bash on anybody that voted or on anyone who has an opinion, but my point is that this is my opinion and this is my blog, so i can say whatever the FUCK i want.


Without further ado, here is my basis as to why i voted for John McCain.

First of all, just like you, i am a first-time voter. Therefore, without saying much anyone can reasonably say that i am neither a left-wing socialist, nor a right-wing wacko. But after anylizing the very words of President-elect Obama, i have decided that he is... socialist i mean.


Since polls have shown that the economy was the biggest concern among Americans, I will start with that. Obama's policy included the "spreading of wealth" among Americans. Now, if i understand that correctly, Obama is planning on raising taxes on hard-working Americans and raising taxes to a much higher degree to those who make over $250,000 a year. Sure, it sounds great!? The government is going to start issuing checks to poorer families and citizens so that they can provide themselves with the 3 basic necessities for survival: food, clothing, and shelter. So is Obama saying that a mother with 3 children living in a poor community is Southcentral Los Angeles can sit at home all day waiting for a $1,200 check ($300 per person, per household) and enjoy her free food and project housing which she recieves from wellfare and other government programs like WIC (Women, Infants, & Children)? Meanwhile, small businesses and growing companies will struggle in finding employees who are willing to work manual labor jobs for minimum wage? That to me, sounds UNAMERICAN. Wasn't it great presidents who said that America is that land for "equal opportunity" and that everyone who works hard can make a good living? cough*, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, FDR, cough*. Sure, you can say that this woman didn't have any opportunity to make more money, but neither did other great philanthropists like Bill Gates and Steve Jobs. So in theory, if growing businesses struggled to hire and find empoyees, and were forced to close because they did not have the manpower to continue and develop, then wouldn't the economy suffer? Just like i had mentioned earlier, i plan... err, I AM going to be a Millionaire. Therefore, i wouldn't appreciate Obama sticking his hands in MY wallet, taking MY hard-earned money, and GIVING it to people who don't work and don't have any aspirations of becoming more successful.


Now, since the American people said that the war in the middle east was the second most concerning issue, i again will give you my rationale as to why i voted against Obama. Does anyone ever still remember what happened on September 11, 2001? In case you forgot, we were deliberately attacked by TERRORIST on our own soil. So like any other American would, we decided to retaliate and protect our country. Some people don't agree with the war, but no one can disagree that we HAD to defend ourselves. Obama said that he would withdraw our troops from the Middle East and cut military spending by the Billions. He also said that he would hold and stall future weapons development and weapons defense. So if i understood president-elect Obam correctly, he said that he would stop suppressing the terrorists in the Middle East and allow them to overrun their former territories? While we cut our spending, the terrorists would increase their's and purchase more weapons and firearms? And while we paused our research for further weapon's defense systems, the terrorists would figure out how to devastate us further by using newer, more formidable technology? Uhh, Mr. Obama, are you telling me that instead of crashing planes into our major cities, the terrorists may get their hands on cruise missles and destroy our country without even having to step a foot onto our soil? What happened to the America that wanted to rid the world of hatred and of crimes? What happened to defending freedom and democracy? What happened to saving the oppressed people of other nations from their cruel and awful tyranny? ...i don't know, maybe you should ask the 52% of registered voters who cast their ballots for Obama.


Lastly, one of the main reasons why i did not vote for Senator Obama was because of his lack of experience. Mr. Obama, you graduated in the top percentile of your class to become a community organizer? And from there, you suddenly had the great idea to become a State Senator and then run for The President of the world... oops, United States? And i have yet to have mentioned your so-called mentor and pastor for over twenty years! For so long, you faithfully attended and praised Rev. Jeremiah Wright and his church. Even if you didn't have a clue as to who Jerimiah Wright was, wouldn't you question a person's character when he suddenly denies attending and participating in a church? Isn't it strange that one would suddenly have a change of heart in deciding and pursuing a religious faith when he is suddenly scrutinized? Again, i can't answer these questions... you'll have to ask the rest of the media crazed california voters.

If you read this fuckin' rant, then i owe you a cookie. And don't come here making unintelligent comments. Keep in mind all you Obama-maniacs, i kept this rant clean. There is SOOO much more i could have, and maybe should have said.

See? I didn't have to use the adjectives: Terrorist, Anti-Christ, or Facist.

-Johhny, say hello to socialism but is still praying that Obama isn't so radical, Lance.

November 4th.

I voted...

...Now its YOUR turn.