Shocker Interview: E-ROC.

The other day, i went over to irvine to see how my good friend and shocker was doing. He welcomed me over to his apartment with a beer and we sat down on his couch. The room smelled like 3 day old vomit and the floor was covered with cigarette ash and foot fungus. It was pretty disgusting, but i guess thats how all aspiring doctors live these days. ...or not?

J: So eric, how's shit going? Is school getting harder?
E: Suwuh.

J: ...uhh, okay. How about you leisure time? Do you get any? What do you do when you're not in class trying to learn new things?
E: coughs after taking a drag from his cigarette*
Yii, i get alot of leisure time. Usually i go home and pop open a beer. After awhile, i wait till the rest of my niggas get home and try to get them drunk.

J: So you guys drink together pretty often?
E: Naw. If they dont come home, i just drink by myself.

J: Wow. Sounds like crap... err, fun. Umm, i heard that you were throwing a party this friday. How do you think thats gunna be?
E: Well, i just wanted a reason to get fucked up.

J: But i heard you were throwing it cuz Mitch was coming back and shit?
E: Naw. I just wanted a reason to get fucked up. I don't really give a fuck about who comes... just as long as there are gunna be bitches.

J: Well, thats pretty... interesting. So am i invited?
E: Naw. Well actually... As long as you bring us some alcohol and some bitches. Oh, and our fuckin' TV too you motherfuck.

J: Okay, well thanks for the interview.
E: Fuck you.

I then proceeded to get up and find my way out. But before i left, i asked E-ROC for a picture. This was pretty much it: